What type of flower grows up too fast?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?