What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What fish only swims at night?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
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