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What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What birds make average students?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

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How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?