What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.
What do stars celebrate in December?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
How does the moon cut her hair?
How do eggs end a TV show?
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