What position does a ghost play in soccer?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?