How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

What game do mice love to play?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?