How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

What country has the most fish?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Where do goldfish go camping?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Where do ships always get stuck?