What goes up when spring rain comes down?
An umbrella.
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
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