Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Where do polar bears vote?

Which president loved to take baths?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

Why are all priests fit?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?