Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Where do polar bears vote?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

Why are fish such good architects?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?