Why are bankers so good at American politics?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

The museum curator needed a break.

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What's the friendliest national park?