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What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Which president loved to take baths?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?