Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?