What song does the horizon sing every morning?

Which plant has the best roar?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?