What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What's the most popular cat in New England?

Why was the math book sad?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

Why are bakers so good at math?