What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What fish loves to play in a band?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What do cows say when you milk them?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

Which president loved to take baths?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?