What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Why are cause and effect so close?

Families are like fudge.

What's a goose's favorite book?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?