What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

How do billboards talk?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Why do vampires always look sick?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?