What goes up when the rain comes down?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?