I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Why are trees always so positive?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

How are mountains able to see?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What kind of bird can write?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What is a plane full of male cows called?

Why did the fish blush?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

How do you make a bear really angry?