Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why was the bee sad?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What do fairies always drink?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

What do cats use to beat eggs?