How can you make 7 even?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

Why are cause and effect so close?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

Why was the dog overweight?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?