Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What animal should you never play poker with?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What tree has the most bark?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What famous scientist will try anything?