Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What did the painter say to the wall?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What is the best Christmas present ever?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?