What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

How do automobiles fly?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

Where do mice leave their boats?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?