Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What do horses say to greet each other?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?