What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Space-ex.
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What should you wear to a tea party?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
How does a witch play loud music?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
How does dinner smell?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
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