What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Space-ex.
What condiment has wings?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why was the broom late for school?
What is the most adorable season?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What building always gets stains on it?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
How do you make a bear really angry?
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