What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Space-ex.
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What's the most masculine animal?
What is the strongest animal?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie⢠dolls?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
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