What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

What did you learn in school today, son?

What sport requires no movement at all?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

What building always gets stains on it?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?