What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Little Bread Rising Hood.
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why don't ants get sick?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
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