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What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

What's a forklift?

What do you call a flying police officer?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Why did the goal post get angry?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?