What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What do fish use for glasses?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What type of fishing are dogs best at?