Why do plants hate algebra?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

How do fleas travel?