What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

Where is the coldest place to work?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

How do you cut the ocean in two?