What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

What table can you never sit at?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?