What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

Why are stones so good at music?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

What siblings are always sad?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

Why did the student eat their homework?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?