How does the sun listen to music?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

What makes pirates such good singers?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?