What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Which elf is the best singer?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

Where would you put an injured insect?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What goes zzub, zzub?