Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Where do ships always get stuck?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

Are baby skunks cute?

What do trees wear to the lake?

Bears love exotic cars.

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What building always gets stains on it?

How do you know bees have allergies?