Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

What do you call an old snowman?