Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

Where does cheese invest its money?

How do locomotives know where to go?

What's a frog's favorite year?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?