Why do plants hate algebra?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

What do jokesters study in college?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?