What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

How are teens like cats?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Why are stones so good at music?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?