What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?