What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

What dog wears contact lenses?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What style of music weighs the most?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

Why are ghosts always single?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

The museum curator needed a break.

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?