What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Who do camels find most inspiring?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?