Which tree can't stop crying?
A weeping willow.
I can cut down a tree only using my vision..
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What do you call an arctic cow?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
I broke my finger!
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
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