Which tree can't stop crying?
A weeping willow.
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why did the foal cough?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
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