Which tree can't stop crying?
A weeping willow.
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Where do termites go camping?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
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