Which tree can't stop crying?
A weeping willow.
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What makes music in your hair?
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