Why are trees always so positive?

What is the color of the wind?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?