What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

Where do goldfish go camping?

What does an evil hen lay?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

Someone stole my mood ring!

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Where do stars go to college?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?