Where can you always get cheap gas?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

Why are winter days great?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?