What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

What words make the best athletes?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

Where do horses reside?

Why are fish such good architects?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What did autumn say to summer?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?