What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

What do you call a dog in space?

How do you send a message in the forest?

What do you call stolen cheese?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What did you learn in school today, son?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

What did one firefly say to the other?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?