How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

How much does freedom weigh?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

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How do you make a hamburger laugh?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

Why was the mime upset?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?