Why did the Easter egg hide?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

What birds make average students?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What is the tallest building in the world?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?