What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Families are like fudge.

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?