Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
He neverlands.
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
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