Why are cowboys always religious?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

What is blue and not heavy?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?