Which insect makes the best father?
Daddy long legs.
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Where do chips wear socks?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why do mice need oiling?
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