Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What math figure is also in the band?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?