Which insect makes the best father?
Daddy long legs.
What superpower do all middle children have?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why are English teachers so smart?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Where do German dogs sleep?
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