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Why do legumes gossip so much?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Which dogs love to study science?

How do bees get to school?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?