What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
A pound.
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What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
When should you start writing a book?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
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