What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What is a mom's favorite game?