What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
A pound.
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!