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A pound.
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Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
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Which band is always treated like royalty?
What car always breaks the rules?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
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