What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
A pound.
Which cats love to be petted?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What do naked fish play with?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
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