What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
A pound.
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Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
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