Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

What game do bats excel at?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?