What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Guac 'n' roll!
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
How can you make 7 even?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
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