Why did the cow cross the road?

How do animals blend into the desert?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

What do you call a Zen egg?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What do you call a pig thief?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?