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Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

Why do math teachers love March?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

Why was the mime upset?