What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

What do you give an angry rhino?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?