Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?