Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What snacks always have the best tan?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What's the most popular cat in New England?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

Why did the duck cross the road?