What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

Where do books sleep?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

Why was the bud so shy?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?