What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
A royal flush.
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why are puppies so flexible?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
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