What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

Why is money so stubborn?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

What kind of bird can write?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

What do ducks have for lunch?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?