What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
A royal flush.
Where does water do all its banking?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What is the most faithful insect?
What do bees chew?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
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