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What did the rug say to the floor?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

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What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

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Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

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