What do you call a retired vegetable?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Why are maps such great therapists?

What is a spider's favorite book?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What's the most determined bird?