What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
I loaf you!
What is the opposite of coffee?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
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