What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

Why was the mime upset?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What's the holiest insect?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?