Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

Where do frogs keep their money?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

Why did spring break up with winter?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?