What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
I loaf you!
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What's a henway?
What game do bats excel at?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
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