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Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

What fairy loves to count?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?