Why do pigs tell jokes?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Why don't fish play basketball?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Where was Noah born?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

Why did the whale cross the road?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?