What did the beaver say to the tree?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

Families are like fudge.

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Where do actors go to pray?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

What's a bat's favorite game?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?