Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Where do stars go to college?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?