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What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

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How does a cow do math?

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What makes a glow worm glow?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

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What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?