What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Why did electricity win the race?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What do teachers do during summer break?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What's a goose's favorite book?