How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

How does one gelatin greet another?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

Why was the math book sad in winter?