Where do airplanes go shopping?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What dogs are always lying to you?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What do little monsters call their mother?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?