Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?