How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
On an arrow-plane.
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
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