Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Because they have two left feet!
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..
What fairy loves to count?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why are stones so good at music?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
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