What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

What's a dog's favorite city?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

Why was the math book sad?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?