Why do two skunks argue?

Why did the cow cross the road?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?