Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

Why was the horse so happy?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

Why are sandals so indecisive?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?