What is a table you can eat?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

Where does a camper keep his money?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

What's a cat's favorite color?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?