What's the noisiest food?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

What animal likes to party the most?

What car always breaks the rules?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

What do you call a household of counselors?

What animal makes the best lunches?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?