Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Why did the chicken go to the seance?