Why do people always trip on September 22?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?