Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

What school subject really rocks?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

What did the bread do on vacation?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?