What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Why are books always so angry?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What food is a man's best friend?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

It's allergy season again?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?