What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What game does chlorine never lose?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

Why is a computer so smart?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Which computer won the talent show?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

How do locomotives know where to go?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

How do you compliment a cat?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?