What do a striker and a magician have in common?

When should baseball players wear armor?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

How do automobiles fly?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?