How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Why don't ants get sick?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

What time does everyone love to drink?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

Why do all the planets get along?