Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What horn never makes a sound?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

What day is your mom always right?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.