How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

How does the sun listen to music?

Why was the musician arrested?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

Board Game With A Twist

A book just fell on my head.

My friend David had his ID stolen.

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?