Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What kind of music do planets like?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What fairy loves to count?

What do you call a Russian flea?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?