What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What do you call an artistic dog?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

Which tree can't stop crying?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

How do you make a cow float?