Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Because his car got toad.
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why can't Cinderella⢠play soccer?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
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