Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Because his car got toad.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What car can't keep a secret?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What do little monsters call their mother?
When do mice play every day?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
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