A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

How is life like toilet paper?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?