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Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

Where do online shopaholics love to travel?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?