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Which dog dreams of being a matador?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What's the friendliest pen?

My brother is my partner in crime.

Where do they produce Christian films?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?