What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

Which celebrity loves to read?

What's a doll's favorite car?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

Why are ghosts always single?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

How do fireflies start a race?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?