My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What tree has the most bark?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

Which founding father loves to sing?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Why are frogs always so happy?

Where do polar bears store their money?