What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

What animal makes the best lunches?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Why do golfers hate cake?

What do naked fish play with?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?