What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

What fish loves to play in a band?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Where do burgers like to dance?

Why is grass so dangerous?

How is life like toilet paper?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?