What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What did one plate say to the other?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

When is Dad's bedtime?

What do you call a tired tree?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What's a bear's favorite movie?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?