Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

How do you know bees have allergies?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What do you call siblings who love math?