We had a discussion about roses.

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What was the first animal in space?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?