Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What fish only swims at night?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

What do ducks get after they eat?

Why do cubes make great referees?

What's the loudest sport?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Where do hands go on vacation?