What's the saddest part of the week?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What do you call a handsome runner?

What's the loudest sport?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

What do math teachers eat?