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What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What did summer say to spring?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?