What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

Which plant has the best roar?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?