What did the rug say to the floor?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?