We had a discussion about roses.

What do you give a pony with a cold?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?