What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What do you call a handsome runner?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

What do elves learn in school?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

What animal makes the best lunches?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?