Which computer won the talent show?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Which hot drink loves golf?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?