Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What's the most popular cat in New England?

What is the loneliest cheese?

How does dinner smell?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

How do you wash a lamb?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?