What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

Why did the frog starve?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What do you call a short cow?

What is another name for a cow?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?