Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

What do little monsters call their mother?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

What British bugs are the best singers?

Why was the bud so shy?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

What did the calf play in the school band?