Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Some-bunny loves them.
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
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